Feb 3 2012

40 at 40

I’m 40 today.  When I was a kid I thought that I’d feel like an old man at this age but I don’t. I still feel like a kid. Like another version of that same kid that found it impossible to visualise what life would be like this far into the future.

Now I’m here and understand a little more of the world, I can see there are so many things I may never understand. And that’s ok. If I could go back and tell that little boy something it would be.. Face your fears, tell those you love that you love them, learn how to be less selfish as soon as possible, and don’t worry, no matter what happens you’ll never forget how to have fun… Oh and don’t expect jetpacks any time soon.

I’m no less hungry for life now, than I was then. I still want to know more, to learn more, to see more. I feel like I’ve been playing a game my whole life and the fun bit is learning. The harsher lessons not so much, but after time you realise that to feel and understand the the highs you need to take a datum from the lows.

I don’t want life to stop being fun. Even when I grow cynical I’d like to be playful with it. To remember that some of the most important lessons I’ve learn’t have come from the most traumatic times. Some of the best stories too.

I guess that’s one of the reasons I created a list of new things I’d like to experience this year. If I can fit in 40 new experiences between February 2012 and Feb 2013, it will not only be a year to remember, it will certainly be one of my best. If I can share some of these things with friends and family then even better.

Below I have a list of more than 40 things. Some silly, some probably difficult without stacks of cash or time, or both. But all do-able and I’ll choose 40 from this bucket list as I move through the year.

If you feel like you want to experience some of these things with me, let me know. Maybe you do this kind of stuff all the time and can help me explore new sports, past-times, food stuffs or cultural idiosyncrasies.

Either way, lets have fun.

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Here is my list (in no particular order.) I’ll edit as I go through the year. Adding names and linking the content created as the experiences happen.

Go to a village pub dressed as a Stormtrooper The Star Wars kind. Thanks to@PaulOz who has leant me his.

Eat Ukrainian (in a Ukrainian restaurant.)

Paraglide

Learn how to bake the perfect loaf (with @Tom_Herbert_)

Drive a modern electric car

Only driven a golf buggy and i would like to see what a modern electric car can do.

Roast my own coffee (possibly with @ChristianHambly)

Go Bell Ringing (possibly with Alex Foster)

Fly in a microlight

Spend time in a sensory deprivation tank

Deploy a flood barrier (with @Britt_W)

Book a karaoke booth

Kitesurf (possibly with @175viatribunali)

Timber Rafting

Some kind of Cowboy experience. (not Brokeback Mountain.)

A snowshoe hike.

Explore the west coast of Scotland in a powered rib

Ride in a submarine

Try Morris Dancing (possibly with @ChristianHambly)

Have my portrait painted (with @PaulOz)

Spend a night alone in a haunted house

Fly in a hot air balloon

Go deep sea fishing (possibly with with @ChristianHambly)

Invent a cocktail

Get a Tattoo

Compile a list of achievements.

Celebrate St Patricks Day in Ireland

Learn to hot wire a car

Drive a tank (possibly with with @Greenape)

Have a go at blacksmithing

Ride out to the Ace Cafe for pie

Attend a Sci-Fi Convention

Volo dell’Angelo (Flight of the Angels)

Visit a Cider Bar (possibly with with @Jamesmb)

Help man a lifeboat

Visit the Triumph Motorcycle factory

Brew my own beer in a micro brewery

Learn to play Poker with a professional

Ride the tallest/fastest roller coaster in the UK

Load up a motorbike and go camping

Get a tailor made suit

See the Aurora Borealis

Travel on the Orient Express

An American road trip with someone old and wise.

Learn about audio and acoustics in relation to field recording.

Write a letter to someone I admire and respect.

Spend an entire day offline reading a novel

Volunteer for a day

Spend a night in an Occupy camp

Make something on a 3d printer

Learn how to Yodel

Go Tobogganing

Blend my own whisky

The Storify showing how this list came about is linked here: Storify.com/documentally/40-at-40


Nov 19 2008

Bottle-Kicking in Hallaton

On the 25th of February 2008, on a cold bright morning, I visited the village of Hallaton in Leicestershire. I was told to expect something strange. A field full of violent people, small kegs of beer called ‘bottles’ and man with a rabbit on a stick were also mentioned.

How could I not go?

They were nearly right. The man actually had a hare on a pole.

Bottle-Kicking

Local folk law states that long ago two ladies of Hallaton were saved from a raging bull when a startled hare distracted it from it’s charge. Thinking this an act of God they donated money to the church so that every Easter Monday the Vicar would provide hare pie, twelve penny loves and more importantly, two barrels of beer for the poor of the village.

The villages would fight for the food and beer and on one occasion the residents of the bordering village of Medbourne joined in the chaos and stole the beer. The village rivalry continues to this day.

It is also possible that the custom dates back to the Pagan ritual of sacrificing hares to the goddess Eostre.

Bottle Kicking in it’s present form has been and annual event for over 200 years and has occurred yearly apart from in 2001 where the national foot and mouth scare canceled many rural activities traditions and sports.

Bottle-Kicking
I arrived in the village during the parade shortly after the massive hare pie had been blessed and chopped up. I then watched a parade of locals lined by photographers and press, march through the village with an ornamental hare on a pole, held high along with three bottles (actually kegs) of beer. One of which is called the dummy and made of solid wood.
Bottle-Kicking

Once a hill outside the village is reached (Hare Pie Bank) the chopped pie is thrown to the onlookers and shortly after, the chaos begins.

There are hardly any rules to Bottle Kicking. Each barrel is thrown in the air three times and then all hell breaks loose.

Bottle-Kicking
The basic idea is to get the beer over a stream boundary marking each village border. I wasn’t at all prepared for the melee.. Dressed for a walk in the country with my best shiny camera in hand, i hadn’t expected a 50 meter square rugby scrum to spin, surge and chew up the ground as it ignored barbed wire, trees, bushes and the injured holding their crushed limbs.

The emergency services were on hand with more than one ambulance and I saw people carried off bleeding and broken.

Bottle-Kicking

It still appeared that all were smiling in some strange way.. A nervous, insane kind of smile as a rallying cry would cause another serge. If you were lucky you caught a glimpse of a barrel, deep in the scrum through a forest of muddy-bloody legs.

I did my best to get as close to the action as I could armed with my precious tech. That said, my trousers were torn and muddied, i took an elbow to the eye socket and lost a lens hood in the fray.

Bottle-Kicking

If i were to visit again it would be with some kind of body mounted camera, filming the shouts and screams along with the action. I would probably also join the locals in having a few numbing beers before leaping into the scrum.

The whole spectacle is watched by families friends and the injured. Ales in hand, cheering madly. In the distance over one of the winning line streams on the next hill, more spectators can bee seen in the pub. Staying clean, dry and drunk. There is also the possibility I will be there next year. With a long lens.

Bottle-Kicking
I managed to break away to grab a fleeting shot of the winning sprint down and across the stream.. I too would run that fast if pursued by a crazed marauding rabble.

The game was won by Hallaton. Everyone was happy. Some were bruised, most were drunk.

Who wants to join me next year.. with or without cameras?

Click this link to see more photographs of Bottle-Kicking on my Flickr page.


Apr 6 2008

Photoshoot with the band ~ Talc

I have just finished uploading a few of the photos of the band Talc to my Flickr stream.

TalcFor most of Friday afternoon I had the pleasure of hanging out with the two awesome funksters Dr. Fun and The Gift.

They had imaginatively arranged for us to visit their local beer making establishment so as we could take some photos for their up and coming concept album and at the same time not be too far away from tens of thousands of pints of beer. (Probably more).

I have photographed these guys before and every time we meet we have a great laugh, always managing to bag a few decent shots in the limited time we have.

The Fullers Brewery (London’s last remaining traditional family brewer) was an amazing place of historical pipes and brass, leading us into a sci-fi setting of ceramic and chrome. They are obviously proud of their history and bent over backwards to see we had the freedom to take our photos unhindered. We worked our way through the factory, stopping to snap when we thought the setting inspired.

Our shoot wound up underground in a little private bar where, given a sleeping bag and a few pies, I could quite easily have spent a good few weeks sheltering from the outside world and saturating my body and mind with the various ales made on site and piped into this curious bar with no till and no way to take your money.

Paradise?

Even when my camera was back in the bag and we headed to the local (attached) pub for a debrief, our friendly guide saw that the round was free and we were to order what we wanted.

It’s just a shame i was riding the bike and had to maintain some form of sobriety as otherwise I would have had to stay and help the guys with their debrief lubrication.

Besides.. I had had more than enough motoring action earlier in the day to risk any more altercations with angsty London road users.

Thanks Talc for a great days photography and thanks to Fullers for not only letting us take photos but for going all out to make us feel as welcome as we possibly could.

Talc’s new album ‘Licensed Premises Lifestyle’ is due for release in July and will be touring Japan in September.

..for more information on the band check out www.TalcOnline.com (soon to be updated).

And here is the band talking and moving..